sex drive
Let’s talk about Sex Baby
Sadly my beautiful graph hasn’t reproduced too well on here – I suspect my “design team ” need some training so I have posted in the text explaining each of the stages underneath. – Enjoy and please let me know if anyone has had a similar experience!!!
| % sex drive | -10 | 20 | 80 | 99 | 60 | 40 | 70 |
| stage | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| Your marriage is over …you’re numb, battered, hurt, and have zero sex drive or interest. | You are slightly excited yet slightly repulsed at the idea of kissing someone new, especially when they look 10 years older than the last person you dated pre-marriage. | Ah – the first ever kiss post-separation!!!! Teenage-style hormones explode in a frenzy of newly awakened lust and horny-ness in your 40 year old body. You develop a one-track mind, a few spots on your forehead and a goofy grin. | You become a lust-crazed, sex pest hinting at or downright begging any date (some you aren’t even sure you like all that much) to take you home or take you now – in the middle of the main course -on only your second outing. | Finally, one date doesn’t flee and agrees to have sex with you even though you mostly just want to get it over with out of the sheer terror of getting NAKED again with someone new . | What a surprise! You have a fumbly, awkward, maybe orgasmic (but let’s be honest) unfulfilling, sexual encounter and retreat mortified (and a teeny bit smiley) | You calm down to a panic and are finally ready to meet someone nice and mutually compatible to go out with for a few months at least and soon have verrrrrry nice sex with indeed….. Sunday morning lie-ins suddenly got a whole lot sexier – Oh yeah! Just remember the condoms. |
Five SSSSS 